Apa nombor itu motor?

Meaning, what is that motorcycle's registration number.

It was really an idle Sunday afternoon when some kind of a hoo-hah unfolded right before my eyes. Two motorcyclist were involved in an accident and one of them fell down, rather dramatically I would say. Apparently somebody decided to start the new year with a bang, pardon the pun.

The uncle who fell down decided to start shouting and holding his fist up in the air, as if to start a war or something. But really, he should be grateful he was safe at all. And needless to say, soon after the whole thing turned ugly, with uncles shouting and aunties adding their two cents worth.

Are we missing the point here? I mean, hey, both of them are alright aren't they. They should at least settle whatever it is they wanted to settle somewhere else, say the police station for instance. Or the hospital, I don't know.

And out of nowhere, some bloody uncle asked, 'Brudder, apa nombor itu motor ah?' And I was like, fucking hell that bloody guy should just be shot. Damn it. Fucking get his priorities right man. Which brings me to what I really wanna say. This new year, what do we really want? To win some 4D number?

Some people say they wanna go on a diet. I say, fuck diet, eat while you're able to eat. Your life will be freaking shittified when you have tubes going down you're throat, feeding you fluids from some machine.

Some say they wanna have cars. I say, fucking walk while you're still able to walk. Damn it, when you can't walk anymore you'll look back to those days when you can still run. On the other hand, don't be an idiot and walk to some places where you can easily reach by bus. Fucking cars jammed up the road.

Some say they want more life. I say, fucking shit you'll be dead first before you can have more life. That's more life to you bloody shit heads.

Some people wanna have better grades. I say, wake up your fucking idea. What? Bloody 4 A in your report card ain't fucking enough? It's people like these that should just be shot. Damn it. Fuck shits.

Some people want world peace. I say, fuck you, thank you very much. Clear the streets and I'll give you your fucking world peace. Damn those fuckers that all say no action. World peace my ass.

Me? I just wanna be more vulgar. Resolution achieved, thank you very much.

That's setting realistic resolution to you fuckers who wanna pluck the fucking stars from the sky. Apa nomber itu motor? Mau pergi beli nombor la. 30 ribu tau itu duit menang.

Fucking wake up and get a real job you moron.